100 of the best jokes for kids that are actually funny

With the summer holidays fast approaching, and no guarantee of good weather, no parent wants a house of bored children on their hands.

So keep your kids amused on those rainy days by showing them this, our list of 100 of the best simple or silly jokes kids will love.

And, of course, they're all clean.

How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They wave!

What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

Why are seagulls called seagulls? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam!

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby? He was a little hoarse.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? Rrrrrrr!

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!

What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!

Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies!

How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!

Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!

Why did the teddy bear say "no" to dessert? Because she was stuffed.

What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!

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Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour.

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying? You rocket!